What year would be complete without a day of gluttony? Every November millions of people make enough food to feed half, if not all, their respective block of neighbors. This celebration brings us all manner of food and drink. It isn't proper to eat and be able to stay awake. No, you must eat enough to succumb to the deathly throws of a nap so deep that when you awake you don't know the time of day or the year. Then you get to start the whole food coma over again by jumping back in the food line. Only difference is this time you want some dessert to cram into your stomach. You then sit in front of a TV to cheer on whatever football team is playing
The other parts of the days festivities include catching up with family, libations, and of course random snacks (we didn't get enough earlier apparently.) So after the main course and obligatory nap, we continue this cyclical nature for the better part of the weekend. Thanks to all the food there are leftovers that will feed an individual for the remainder of the weekend and said individual will continue their slothful ways for 4 days straight. Now dear reader you know why we accomplish nothing on holiday weekends... Well it's over so time to be productive I guess.