When looking at this movie The 1.9 on IMDb really caught my eye. Needless to say I had to watch this. The movie starts with the young lady running, and a Man attacking her in what I can only say is a horrible cause playing wizard. My hopes can be no higher than they are right now for this wonderful film. It's vampire attacks in Paris, and it's all over the news. So what do you do, leave America, and seek em out duh. Bonus points for them knocking twighlight, and other tropes.
So Dracula apparently stalkes his prey in a stupid cape. Not only that he either laughs after killing them, or he looks as though he is totally on the rapey side of things. Apparently Dracula has a cult and they love to kiss his hand. How endearing it is with his talons for fingernails her has. Farm animals blood gets drank. There is literally no point to this shit. And Dracula being a sad old bald dude hurts my feelings. This movie is best for comedic background noise for you and your friends.