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Dino King

Dino King

The movie tag line promised revenge.  I said "Hell yeah I want to watch a movie about a dinosaur seeking revenge".  Then this show give you a fucking dinosaur called sparkles who is born on a full moon.  Let's just say this hold no significant reason but HAD to be pointed out for some reason.  The star dinosaur is some kind of weird t rex.  So sparkles runs around with his family to catch other dinosaurs to eat.  One eye, a bigger dinosaur, is responsible for the death of his family.  The story moves on with Sparkles growing up and fighting one eye multiple times.  Three times to be exact.  The third time he throws one eye off the cliff.  Revenge!

This movie straight up tricked me, as it should be legitimately classified as a kids movie.  I will give you my reasoning.  First this was like a bad homeward bound movie with dinosaurs.  It started with some Jurassic Park elements to get me all to excited.  Then naming the main character sparkles was a wait what moment.  That's where it struck home I'd been dupped.  Like there is only one animal that spits out blood, and these show a family murken dinosaurs and eating them, no blood there.  To top it all off our main character is thrown from a cliff at the end.  He comes back and throws one eye over the same cliff.  But one eye can't survive falling in water when they showed this asshole swimming earlier in the movie.  Bottem line is bravo to this movie for creating some trickeration to make fools like me watch.

 Ends in a perfectly non gory/brutal fashion... 

Ends in a perfectly non gory/brutal fashion... 

I'm Dying Up Here

I'm Dying Up Here

Cobra

Cobra